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Band Names

Is your band awesome but lacking a badass name? Look no further.

Choose from one of these amazing band names and rock on!

(Please, send 10% of your band's profits from now on to my lawyer, Murray Goldstein.)

Emergency Pickle

Ginger Sip

Helen Keller's Wah-Wah

The Dongle Zone

The Fine Print

Late Night Scene

Business Mittens

Unnecessary Noise

Biscuits and Groovy


Hyphens, Slashes, & Arrows

Residual Panic

90% Dicks

Coat Stashers

Band Shirts Coming Soon!

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